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What we need is a few good taters. What's 'taters', precious? PO-TAY-TOES! Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew.

What we need is a few good taters. What's 'taters', precious? PO-TAY-TOES! Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew.

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The ring is mine. Fuck you Frodo.

The ring is mine. Fuck you Frodo.

avatar PixelJester
Some fans: Frodo is a freaking loser and a failure! He didn't deserve so much praise! Sam real hero!
Tolkien:

Some fans: Frodo is a freaking loser and a failure! He didn't deserve so much praise! Sam real hero! Tolkien: "Frodo indeed "failed" as a hero...I do not think that Frodo's was a moral failure. At the last moment the pressure of the Ring would reach its maximum-impossible, I should have said, for anyone to resist, certainly after long possession, m

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Peak Male form
Married for 62 years
Had 13 kids
Only mortal to ever wound Shelob
Killed several orcs
Went 6 months without smoking or eating a potato
Traveled 1,800 miles on (bare)foot
Carried a grown ass man up a volcano
One of the only people in Middle earth to resist the ring
Fat
Resisted Frodo's big blue eyes

Peak Male form Married for 62 years Had 13 kids Only mortal to ever wound Shelob Killed several orcs Went 6 months without smoking or eating a potato Traveled 1,800 miles on (bare)foot Carried a grown ass man up a volcano One of the only people in Middle earth to resist the ring Fat Resisted Frodo's big blue eyes

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